THE BOYS' BRIGADE

Verizon to Buy AOL in $4.4 Billion Deal. That sounds amazing! I mean, not only because I am a HUGE FAN of corporate monopolies and how they really improve the lives of everyone employed by them and everyone who uses their services, but also because it just sounds like a terrific investment.

I wish I have FIVE BILLION dollars so I could revive Geocities. I would ring the bell on Wall Street, then make everyone dance in celebration to a midi of "Greensleeves."